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Joke of the Day

"Superman: How'd you know? Lex: Know what? S: My secret identity! L: Whaddya mean? S: You called me a KENT!! L: That's NOT what I called you."

"If you listened to your heart please speak to a doctor cause it's isn't normal for a piece of meat to be speaking to you"

"What's the worst part about vaping? Telling your parents you're gay."

"(Dad joke warning) What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long? Nuttin'"

"I stopped writing poetry when I realized their only value was to threaten to read them to people if they didn't do what I wanted."

"Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 39 seconds."

"Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet? A nut house."

"Have you heard of the 300-lb. college student from Japan? He graduated sumo cum laude"

"What do salads and Mexicans have in common ? They both benefit America!"

"Have you heard about Samsung's new video game based on the Galaxy Note 7? They're calling it Mass Defect."