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Joke of the Day

"Superman: How'd you know? Lex: Know what? S: My secret identity! L: Whaddya mean? S: You called me a KENT!! L: That's NOT what I called you."

"When I was a teenager, I tried to throw out all my boardgames... My parents were mad that I was throwing my Life away."

"*eats an entire box of cereal in one sitting* Wtf there's no prize in this? ""Sir, we don't sell cereal. This is Petsmart."""

"Instead of playing FarmVille I just send blank email messages to myself and then delete them."

"Did you hear the one about three Scotsmen who walk out of a bar? It could happen.."

"""Owen, you must hide this baby from Anakin Skywalker at all costs."" ""Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?"" ""That's cool."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side ( )"

"A Roman legionary walks into a bar.. He starts complaining about his ex-girlfriends to the bartender. The bartender replies, astounded, ""how do you even manage 10 girlfriends?"""

"Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet? There were too many Links."

"why do birds sudenly appear every time you are near and how do u always manage to fit that many birds in ur mouth to begin with"