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Joke of the Day

"TIL that the famous teacher Anne Sullivan once accidentally taught the wrong class after the legitimate teacher couldn't make it and the alternate teacher was late. Whoops, wrong sub."

"I always hold my girlfriends hands Because if I let go she shops!"

"How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant? Using saxitoxin."

"What did one orphan say to the other orphan? Robin, get in the Batmobile."

"i was sitting next to a gorgeous girl on the bus yesterday i was so nervous. i kept thinking to myself ""please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner"". she got a boner."

"My wife decided to adopt a dog from the shelter So now I have to come home to a raging bitch and a poodle."

"There is a drink called sandy It's a watered down manhattan."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball wearing a Dark Phoenix costume"

"What do you call a baby from Dover? Doverkiin."

"What does snowman have and snow women doesn't, snowballs."