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Joke of the Day

"gave my wife a pedicure just so I could write in my diary ""I nailed her...10 TIMES IN A ROW"". Ha ha, jokes on you, Masculinity."

"I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. It's true, I saw it with my own eyes."

"what is a jew that has eaten too many beans? a gas chamber"

"I submitted several play on words to a competition, hoping one will bring me victory.... Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"

"My boss called me lazy and said I had poor communication skills... I almost responded"

"How do you know it's time to do the dishes? Look in your pants, if you see a penis, it's not time yet."

"Is Kamagra safe? http://www.kamagracheaper.eu/index.php?route=blog/article&article_id=3"

"I don't support the gay lifestyle in San Francisco It's way too expensive there. They should move to somewhere a lot cheaper so they can save more money."

"Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas! This is what Santa Clause says when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room."

"Why is Kim Jung Un so upset? because he has no Seoul"