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Joke of the Day

"No toilet paper. My training kicks in. I barrel roll under the stall & onto the lap of the person in the next stall. I did not plan for this"

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"Apparently there are midget prostitutes in Thailand who cost less than a dollar. Clearly they're selling themselves short."
"Man goes to the doctor ""Doc, doc, the area around the entrance on my butt is a little itchy"" ""I think you mean the exit........."""
"Why do Dale Earnhardt Sr fans hate Trump? Because Trump wants to build a wall... and a wall killed Dale Earnhardt."
"Today I saw a girl wearing camouflage pants. They didn't show her ass very well."
"""Spelt"" is a type of wheat. ""Spelled"" is what you just did incorrectly."
"Just gargled mouthwash all over my shirt. I'd be a horrible homosexual."
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"What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra? Take ze bra off."