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Joke of the Day
"What's one thing that a canoe will do that a Jew won't? tip!"
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"It makes sense to buy Automatic Cars, because they cost an arm and a leg."
"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate Let me know if you can come or not"
"What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust Worse*"
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass"
"A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50 His dad then asks, ""$30? What do you need $20 for?!?"""
"What good is a space heater, it's cold here on Earth."
"What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad? Mediyolkre."
"What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through? Oh God, not the B's!"
"I bet chickens have mixed emotions about Thanksgiving, because they're safe for a day, but why aren't they good enough for a holiday meal?"