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Joke of the Day
"What's one thing that a canoe will do that a Jew won't? tip!"
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"On a pirate's birthday, I asked him how old he was His response: ""Aye matey"""
"I like my women how I like my math problems: Short, easy, and with no imaginary parts."
"I asked a new zealander how many sexual partners he has had. He fell asleep counting."
"How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar? They both come in little cans."
"What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crime stoppers"
"Its and old, old joke... But some how it came to mind last night: ""Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" (Tnx to Jeff Greenfield)"
"You know what would be a good name for a cocaine delivery service company? Instagram"
"Do you eat to much sodium? Na."
"What does a vampire call a hemophiliac? Diarrhea."