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Joke of the Day
"What's the first step to making your favorite Jewish dish? Preheat the oven"
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"I love paying full retail for a game and not have all the content available. Said no one ever"
"do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth ""starting now?"" yes ""the judge looks like squints from the sandlot"""
"A watch dog is like a regular dog,only it can show you the time."
"What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball? A Paul Walker."
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"Y'know, I don't understand all the fuss about using 3D printers to make guns. I've had a Canon printer for years!"
"Batman doesn't have nightmares Nightmares have batman"