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Joke of the Day

"It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be."

"I bet the passengers on the missing Malaysian airplane are racking up some serious reward miles, given all of the different directions they've been flying."

"What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's? A stutterer."

"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? Your mom can't fit in a bowling ball."

"I like how we say ""vegan"" now instead of ""eating disorder""."

"An apple a day Keeps the government away"

"How is using the Pirate Bay like hiring a prostitute? Only nerds brag about doing it"

"Did you hear about that synthetic type of weed they made using dog hair? Instead of k2, they call it k9."

"My dad just told me I should ""stop wasting my life and do something meaningful"" Dad jokes, am I right?"

"Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria's Secret Angels."