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Joke of the Day

"[OC] Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert? Because the C-section is always messy."

"What do right-handed people hate most? [NSFW] Having to switch hands at the computer."

"I have to go to twitter for my news because the news is too busy showing me tweets."

"Never heard this joke before... neither will you"

"Why do the Vietnamese never eat fruits? Because they had a bad experience with oranges."

"BOSS: Ok so far so good. But before we finish the interview I'm gonna have you take a typing test. LOBSTER: *looking down at claws* Shit"

"Who is the smartest rapper? Ice^3"

"You can park your car anywhere you want as long as you turn on your emergency blinkers. It's one of the more obscure lifehacks out there"

"Best pick up line in a gay bar? ""May I push your stool in?"""

"Everybody thinks they are cool... Until they fuck up a handshake with a black guy."