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Joke of the Day

"[OC] Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert? Because the C-section is always messy."

"You hear about the newswoman with one boob? She kept abreast of the current issues. (go easy...just made this up)"

"Q: What did the leprotic john say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip."

"The older I get, the more my feet hurt. I guess it's true... time wounds all heels."

"""I don't understand what this statue of a man talking is supposed to mean"" ""It's confusing, but I think it's a figure of speech."""

"What do you call war fought with bees? ...Beeological Warfare"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada'mond is forever !"

"step 1. log onto instagram step 2. find wedding day hashtags, ex. ""SmithWedding2014"" step 3. use hashtag step 4. post pictures of yaks"

"What does the horny toad say? Rubbit"

"China recently banned girls from eating bananas on live streams... so now the people with hemorrhoids can now get off from girls eating raspberries instead."