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Joke of the Day
"Another Twilight movie?God I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them."
Next Joke
"I am tired of the joke where the 3rd person to be granted a wish uses it to somehow cancel out the wishes of his 2 friends who just wished in front of him. What variation on a joke are you tired of?"
"Muslims are so open minded when it comes to politics They believe in the separation of church and state !"
"""I'm on my way."" -People who haven't even left the house yet."
"I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell."
"Someone just told me to ""have a blessed day."" What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them."
"Post your best one liner Mine: Excessive masterbation is often caused by hand-gina"
"If your soviet girlfriend wants to take it slow Don't Russia"
"Before you judge a woman, walk a mile in her shoes. After that who cares? She's a mile away and you've got her shoes."
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."