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Joke of the Day
"Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him."
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"Women are like bathrooms stalls.... ....they're all dirty, except the handicap ones -Jim Jeffries"
"I got a round of flu shots... They tasted horrible."
"Have you heard the Eric Garner joke? It's so funny I can't breathe Edit: Woah gold, thank you kind stranger :D"
"Remember, kids: Never get in cars with strangers unless you've used an app to select a specific stranger to drive you around in their car"
"After sex, I take the condom off and make a balloon animal for the lady."
"What does a Mexican magician use? A magic Juan"
"Hi, I'm Zack. You might remember me from HR meetings such as, ""We Don't Even Need to Watch the Security Tape to Know It Was You"""
"What is the French verb that means ""To declare war""? *Surrendre*"
"Two toilets were fighting one day when the first toilet said to the second toilet ""Put up your dooks""."