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Joke of the Day

"Had pumpkin flavored coffee this morning and immediately signed up for a Zumba class and kidnapped 2 kids and drove them to a soccer field"

"Heard this one from my trumpet playing band director Does anyone know the Trumpeteer handshake? ""Hi, I'm better than you"""

"What does a battery have that a women hasn't? A positive side...."

"Steps to success 1:speak with God 2:??? 3:prophet"

"Xbox and PlayStation get into a fight. Call the ambulance. Wii U Wii U Wii U."

"[texting] ex: your friends were looking at me really strange at the game. me: yeah well I told them you died in a hot air balloon accident."

"My girlfriend is like my bike. Some black guy stole her from me too."

"doc: how is your headache? she: he is doing fine."

"Music is like candy Just throw out the wrappers."