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Joke of the Day
"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Kansas sucks, and Texas blows"
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"If you dress in cowboy clothes does that mean you're ranch dressing?"
"3 guys walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks."
"I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling ""Wilbur, you include your brother!"""
"The 4 Kinds of Clickbait Jokes:"
"If pigs could vote they'd always vote for the guy who brings the food, even though he's the same one who will slaughter and eat them later."
"[meets a cute girl from Scotland] ""Ummm hi your people make fantastic tape"""
"Why so serious? A lady asked me if I thought she was wearing to much makeup. I told her it depends ... on whether she was trying to kill Batman or not."
"What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree? A-lemon-tree my dear Watson."
"""I'm in international waters, your damn laws can't touch me"" I scream to the police as I dog paddle naked in my neighbors swimming pool."