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Joke of the Day

"This bum said everyone who gives him $10 gets a ""special"" surprise in the alley. My gut says no......but my heart says its a puppy!"

"Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns... that it should be renamed Geddit."

"I need to take a new default picture but i'm nowhere near a bathroom mirror."

"What did the blind, one-legged retarded kid get for Christmas? cancer"

"I was going to tell you a joke about women's rights... ...But it would have been too funny"

"angel: where'd all the zebras go? God: I put 'em in the desert angel: dude their camouflage was for the snow God: I know lol"

"Work is for people who don't know how to fish."

"Dead babies What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees!"

"What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!"

"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."