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Joke of the Day

"A true Irish bean soup is made with exactly 239 beans... ..if you were to add one more bean, it would be too farty."

"Used to have no life. Now I have a laptop and Facebook!"

"My jokes aren't bad People I tell them to are just laughtose intolerant"

"What makes an ISIS joke funny? the execution EDIT: This literally blew up! RIP my inbox"

"[Car dealership] Me: *taps glove box* How 'bout this one? Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold."

"What's does a black man have in common with a tornado? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood"

"Some Muslims were having an argument on my street the other day... I wanted to step in, but I was afraid it would blow up in my face."

"At what stage of evolution did Robots become as advanced as humans? When opposable thumb drives were developed"

"Every thousand years the long rain comes... And with it come the wet walkers..."

"If I had a repost for every repost I saw on r/reposts... I'd have a lot of reposts"