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Joke of the Day
"If your girl tells you ""Deeper!"" and that's all you got, just start reading poetry."
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"What did the upper class Rastafari say when he walked into the bakers shop? One love me breda."
"If people rode their spouses like they did their brakes the divorce rate would drop drastically."
"I hate it when I sit down on a warm public toilet seat and I have to set myself on fire."
"What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together? The clap."
"What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t."
"2 interesting facts about me * 1) My dick is not as big as a footlong at Subway * 2) I'm no longer allowed in Subway"
"Say ""Unreliable Airline"" three times fast. Delta Delta Delta"
"this nation needs a monument dedicated to its teens. how about a giant middle finger carved out of a mountainside"
"you down with ADD? yeah you know me"