52910
Joke of the Day
"If your girl tells you ""Deeper!"" and that's all you got, just start reading poetry."
Next Joke
"Have you heard about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally."
"Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range"
"Oh... Sorry... Did you mistake me for someone who cares?"
"please spread kale over my dumb organic gluten free casket"
"The first gay couple has married in Ireland. Please send best regards to Gerald Fitzpatrick who wedded Patrick Fitzgerald."
"I have some news about 2017! Do you want the good news, the bad news or the fake news?"
"How do you reunite the Beatles? With two bullets."
"Two blondes and a stripper walk into a bar. The second blonde should have seen it coming. The stripper usually does."
"Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world"