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Joke of the Day

"""Say, farmer....."" Traveling Salesman: ""Say, farmer, where does that road go to?"" Farmer: ""Well, I lived here all my life, it ain't gone nowhere yet."""

"I wanted to be a pilot in the air force But they said I didn't have the right altitude."

"The old ones are the best ones... ...unless we're talking about pornstars of course."

"What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes? A sticky Wicket."

"The only reason a Hillary Clinton presidency would be good for our country At $0.78 cents to the dollar, she'd be a bargain for our country"

"You can't prove that I'm not the center of the universe."

"How did the pilot like his hotdog? Plane."

"im trying to to see from your point of view, but i cant get my head that far up my ass"

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar It was tense."

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one."