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Joke of the Day
"I love sex. O wait, guess it's not a joke."
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"Two fish are in a tank one turns to the other and says ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"what do we want LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES when do we want them NNNNEEOOOW"
"What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts? An Oreo crookie"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!"
"GF asks his BF, GF: Am I pretty or ugly? BF: You're both. GF: I'm confused. How's that? BF: You're pretty ugly."
"A missing 3YO was found inside a bowling alley claw game. After many failed attempts to get him out, police just settled on the turtle doll."
"One Eskimo said to the other, ""Where is your mother from?"" The second Eskimo says ""Alaska."""
"I'm making a party for people who can't ejaculate... Let me know if you are coming or not."
"I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)"