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Joke of the Day
"My inability to proofread increases by 1000% after I press send. Danmit"
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"What kind of beef are you most likely to catch masturbating? Stroganoff"
"I started a website for female drivers... but the damn thing kept crashing =D."
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"
"If steroids are illegal for athletes, then Photoshop should be illegal for models"
"The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman is ""beautiful""... ...because bitches love it when you call them ""beautiful"""
"* drinks 6 pack of muscle milk * * checks for abs *"
"I really need to stop killing people I have a lot of skeletons in my closet."
"What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge?.... ...A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"*my casket slowly begins lowering into the ground* me, knocking from inside: ""Wait, I have to pee."""