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Joke of the Day
"11 was a race horse 11 was 12 11 1 1 race 12 1 1 2"
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"A deer walks out of a gay bar ""Damn I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!"""
"I've spent 50% of my life learning how to live without drugs and alcohol and the other 50% happy."
"What do you calla nosy pepper? Jalapeno business"
"What do you call a fat doctor? Fat with a P.H.D"
"what did the breakfast burrito say after an all-nighter? ""I'm egg-sausaged"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !"
"Which vitamine are feminists missing? D"
"Why are black people so good at sports? Hard work and dedication."
"Please stop giving your dogs human names. My sons Buster & Lucky are getting pretty sensitive about this!"