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Joke of the Day

"Why was the calendar nervous? It's days were numbered!"

"If you have sex with a prostitute while she's passed out, is it rape? Or shoplifting?"

"Teacher With student.. Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."

"Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle? He was a lion."

"You know what the difference is between an chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"advice to my younger self: dont bang that old man on his helicopter he's not joe biden"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black."

"Where can you buy freshly cut meats and cheeses while a British woman sings to you Adele-i"

"Did you hear the one about the JRPG character who named his daughter Dot? He called for her three times, but she she still didn't answer. ..."

"I've grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine."