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Joke of the Day

"Looks like I'm finally going to meet my twitter crush, don't know if I should diet or let him find out the hard way Im good w camera angles"

"There are 10 types of people in this world.... Those who understand Binary numbers, and those who don't."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. None. They just beat the room for being black."

"The next person to make a gay joke is going to get their ass pounded"

"A shop assistant dared to ask me why I needed twenty pots of Tippex this morning. Big mistake."

"Cleavage is like the Sun, you can glance at it for only a second, but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer."

"Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek? 'cause nobody would be looking for them."

"Your face on Facebook and twitter : ( `) . In real life : ( () )"

"What's the difference between acne and a child molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face."

"Peeing with a boner is the hardest thing to do."