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Joke of the Day

"Cleavage is like the Sun, you can glance at it for only a second, but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer."

"How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome? You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home."

"""Sup man? Yeaah, I'm incorporated."" - business casual"

"What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!"

"How to trap a Bear. 1.) Dig a Hole. 2.) Put Peas around the Hole. 3.) Put ashes inside the Hole. 4.) When the Bear comes to take a Pea Kick him in the ash hole."

"What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker? A Pull-it-surprise!"

"Where's the gratification in tearing down another human being? It's much easier to have heart, than walk w a self-inserted rod up your ASS."

"you used to call me on my nokia phone"

"Laser hair removal? Uhhh, why would anyone with laser hair ever want to get it removed?"

"My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo... I had to put my foot down"