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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An in""vest""igator :D"
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"The real reason David beat Goliath is that when David threw a rock, Goliath threw scissors."
"I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you."
"How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste."
"You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan."
"Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life? They haven't got anti-aliasing."
"Lactose Joke (^_^) Soy milk is actually just milk that speaks only Spanish."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !"
"Why did a seal go to the bar? .... Because he didn't want to go clubbing."
"Perplexed student Told him he looked about as confused as a blind lesbian in a tuna cannery."