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Joke of the Day
"What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend."
Next Joke
"I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted."
"How I reacted to the Fine Bros controversy... [deleted]"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you can't get them out."
"Why are you on /r/Jokes? What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin? *tssssssss*"
"He died doing two things he loved: making a toast sandwich and taking a bath"
"What you call a black priest? Holy shit."
"How did the detective know the Necrophile Killer was a hipster? He fucked his victims before they were cool."
"Cahoots Husband comes home at night, goes to bed to his wife, embraces her - going to make love with her... Wife drowsily: *What are you all today - in cahoots or something?*"
"Two fish were in a tank, and one said to the other: ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""