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Joke of the Day
"How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket"
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"I tried a beer this weekend brewed with rabbit... It was a bit too hoppy for my taste."
"A Blonde texts her friend A blonde texts her friend and asks ""what does IDK stand for?"" The friend replies ""I don't know"" The blonde texts back ""shit, no one seems to know"""
"What's dumber than a box of rocks The hippie that carries them around the country."
"As an African-American, Iam shocked at how many black holidays we have here. We have Black Friday, Black history month, whenever a Tyler Perry movie comes out, etc"
"I'm trying to bring a taco into this club...let's see if the bouncer finds it when he frisks me"
"If you read Twitter backwards it tells the story of humanity slowly getting smarter."
"Suggested movie theater prices: Adults - $9.00, Under 12 - $ 6.00, Under 3 - $249.00"
"Do you know why android fanboys don't like apple products?"
"what is kurt cobain's eye color Blue. One blue to left, one blue to the right."