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Joke of the Day

"4: How do you spell no? Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound? 4: Batman? (Spelling is hard)"

"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow. (say outloud for full effect)"

"Studies show that Alabama, Mississippi and Tennessee have an obesity rate of over 30%. Maybe they'll change their name from the Bible Belt to the Loosened Belt."

"One time I described myself as ""laid back"" and a dictionary became sentient and told me to learn what words mean"

"What does a selfish cow say? ""Meeeeeeeeeeeeee"""

"Did you hear about the man who got his entire left side of his body mauled off by a bear? He's all right now."

"What's the leading cause of violence in America? Volkswagen Beetles."

"A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends"

"""Mommy, I don't wanna grow up and die!"" ""Oh. Well, you can die at any age, really."""

"Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread."