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Joke of the Day
"Just had to re-watch the Rousey v Nunes fight... Because it finished before I did"
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"barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented"
"The nice thing of living in a small village is that when you don't know what you're doing someone else does."
"Birds do it & no one bats an eye. One time I shit on a windshield & suddenly it's arrests & psych evaluations."
"The Mafia hired me to clean recently I was a maid man"
"I asked a Southeast-Asian-looking elderly gentleman if he was from Thailand. He said, ""Yeah, Siam."""
"What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A churro."
"How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb? Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw"
"That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like.... 'I've got nothing man.'"
"*passive aggressively turns off Christmas lights when someone stops too long to look at them*"