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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Indian dating service? Connect the dots."

"*reheats leftovers from yesterday's dinner date* *takes bite* *waiter from last night knocks on window* ""how's everything tasting folks"""

"I don't like snakes, but ""Diarrhea on a Plane"" would be a lot scarier."

"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."

"What's black and steals your change? Vending machines."

"Last night I had to change a light bulb, a bit later on I crossed the road, then walked into a bar... I began to realize my life was one big joke."

"I wanted to tell you an UDP joke But you won't get it."

"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" I disagreed with him, since pointing out the color of paint does not infer anything about my opinions of different ethnicities"

"Warning to ppl who drink & drive, yday while driving, frnd took his arm out to indicate right turn & someone took his beer. Rascals! #txt"

"My experience at the doctor's.... So I went to the doctor's office today and he told me I had to stop jerking off. I asked why. He said ""Because I need to give you your physical."""