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Joke of the Day

"The next version of Android oughta be called Nuts. That way I can tell everyone that they're holding an Android with its nuts in their hand."

"TIFU trying to have sex and it went horribly wrong. 1 simple trick to make it to reddits front page."

"Why is suicide illegal? Because no one wants to clean up your mess."

"I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69 She made me crunchy sweet and sour pork with double rice"

"The loudest noise a child can make from another room is silence"

"You've won this round supervisor, but accidentally leave your Ok Cupid profile open one more time and you'll be a transgender time traveler."

"Lucy in the Sky with Some Splainin' to Do."

"why aren't mexicans and blacks suppose to have kids? because the children will be to lazy to steal."

"Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"What's the difference between a condom and a parachute? Well when condom fails a life comes, when parachute fails a life goes."