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Joke of the Day

"The 2nd amendment gives us the right to bear arms and the 8th amendment gives us the right to horse legs"

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"How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, or two? One, or two?"
"another candidate got the job i applyed for at Senate Office whomever you are, i hope your happy with that analist position you stole from me."
"I ate everything, including the H."
"Anal is like brushing your teeth. If you see blood your not doing it enough."
"You can get a tiny tablecloth for a DOLLHOUSE from Pottery Barn for $18.99, or I could just come over and punch you in the face for free?"
"My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently ""heating your dinner"" wasn't a good answer."
"Just saw a woman getting 'running lessons' with rubber bands & a head gear. Pffft, I could've taught her for free and with only a chainsaw"
"Sometimes you have to make a stand. Not there though. You're blocking the TV."
"My kitchen timer broke..good thing I wasn't counting on it."
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