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Joke of the Day
"What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen? A computer virus!"
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"The Tortoise and the Hare is a classic story about how people who like to run are awful."
"Just bought a pair of velcro shoes. What a rip off."
"It's weird that America has never had a bald eagle president but Australia has had several kangaroo prime ministers (I assume)."
"There's a new show on Broadway based on the dictionary It's a play on words"
"How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were."
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? They pushed two twins together to make a king."
"What's the most efficient way to break up with someone? Murder. I had to post this to r/jokes to keep from implicating myself"
"What do you call a wandering cave man? A meanderthal."
"I met a French tart hiking in the Alps last year. Her name was Too Loose to Trek"