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Joke of the Day

"I got a banging sound system fitted into my car. Might make my job as a hearse driver more entertaining."

"What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos? Pork, eh?"

"Toilets can be so full of shit sometimes."

"Instead of sending friends Christmas cards, is it ok If I return the ones I got and just add the words ""Me too""?"

"Best Knock Knock joke Knock Knock. Who's there? Dunup. Dunup who?"

"Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo club Thank you all for coming"

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil and paper"

"What do you call a lesbian who also doesn't eat meat? A vagetarian."

"An ISIS member walks into a bar And He offers everyone free shots!"

"I call McDonald's to make a reservation for Valentine's Day, just to listen to the stammering and confusion from the kid answering the phone"