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Joke of the Day
"Can somebody please find Ja Rule? I need help in making sense of just what happened"
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"Van Gogh's girlfriend.. Van Gogh's girlfriend was overwhelmed with emotion when he cut off his ear and gave it to her. She said, ""Oh my love, why did you do it?"" Van Gogh replied, ""pardon?"""
"Me: I love you with my hole heart. Wife: Wrong hole."
"Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband:Yes. Wife:Is she smart? Husband:Yes. Wife:Is she pretty? Husband:Yes. Wife:How did she dress today? Husband:Very quickly."
"Why did the native american hate snow? It's white and on his land."
"What's the opposite of a somersault? A winter pepper."
"How do you call a black man flying a plane ? A pilot."
"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."
"Instead of a wallet, I always keep my money in an envelope that says ""For the orphans"" so people will feel terrible if I'm ever murdered."
"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots-eat-'em-all"