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Joke of the Day
"*decides to go on a diet* *smokes weed* *eats a horse*"
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"If Dwane Johnson were to actually run for President... He could only lose to paper."
"An enterprising divorce lawyer would set up a booth on a Sunday at a cut-your-own Christmas tree farm."
"What is Iron Man's favorite month? FE-bruary Thanks :D"
"My friends are like the square root of -1 They're imaginary."
"I am only drinking 2 beers tonight, but in dog beers."
"Which purse runs from the law? Disburse!"
"what was Hitler's favourite drink? mountain dew"
"Never trust an asshole. They're often full of shit. ^^^Sorry"
"~Little Mermaid family meeting~ Ariel.... We found this hidden in your top drawer. *places sea cucumber on table*"