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Joke of the Day
"It's difficult to say what my wife does for a living. She sells seashells down by the seashore."
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"Why don't cows hang out with camels? They're all a bunch of drama-dairies."
"what's the difference between a normal consumer and a prostitute? A normal consumer aims to get the most bang for their buck. A prostitute aims to get the most buck for their bang."
"What do you call a ghost who had a sex change? TRANSparent"
"How Can You Identify a Bald Eagle? All his feathers are combed to one side"
"Good Anatomy or Digestive System Joke? I need a good joke for my T shirt design for my Anatomy class. Anyone have any good jokes. thanks (school apprpriate please)"
"A blond girl turns on the radio and hears that 2 Brazilian men were killed As she starts to cry she asks ""How many is a Brazilian?"""
"What happened to Ed's girlfriend? Sheeran"
"Just got confessed to today... Congratulation Just!"
"Wanted: A pack of Polo's, Unopened. In Mint condition"