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Joke of the Day
"It's difficult to say what my wife does for a living. She sells seashells down by the seashore."
Next Joke
"""I can't understand a word he says"" A: Meet my new born brother. B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name? A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says."
"When I was a kid I was a sore loser... ...,I cried every time my dad beat me."
"The doctor gave me 2 months to live I'll spend them making people think I'm reposting."
"why would you go outside? that's where bugs live"
"I'm sitting next to a beautiful woman at a bar so now it's only a matter of time before nothing happens."
"[girl points at my scar] What happened? Oh that? Old sports injury. [flashback to me sprinting after an ice cream truck]"
"I know a great US Postal Service Joke... ...but you'll never get it."
"On the bright side, smoking cigarettes reduces the risk of winning a marathon."
"How about a month filled with stress and obligation? - Pitch for December"