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Joke of the Day

"How are a punchline and a dick similar? they only bring a smile if used properly."

"Boob Size Grades A ---> Almost Boobs B ---> Barely there C ---> Can't Complain! D ---> Damn! DD ---> Double damn! E ---> Enormous! F ---> Fake G ---> Get a reduction!"

"What's Hitler's least favorite planet? Jewpiter"

"Handicap jokes are getting old And quite honestly, they're lame as fuck."

"Hillary Clinton is elected president... good one"

"My dad keeps throwing erasers at me... My dad keeps throwing erasers at me and I finally snapped, ""Why dad!"" he replied ""the first rubber I used didn't get rid of my mistake, maybe this one will"""

"At the ripe old age of 900, in a universe inhabited by thousands of alien races, I bet Yoda had some pretty racist shit to say."

"If two wrongs do not make a right, What do two rights make? An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high"

"[cashier training, day 1] ""Be sure to comment on everything a customer buys. They love that."""

"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE THOR - ""here"" HULK - ""here"" IRON MAN - ""here"" CAPT. AMERICA - ""here"" USELESS ARROW GUY - ... I SAID- HAWKEYE- I HEARD YOU"