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Joke of the Day

"Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga? Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top."

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because they'll never find the body."

"Toilet stolen from police station Cops have nothing to go on."

"I'm back on my feet again!! Wait, false alarm the remote is right here."

"The person who is your first and last thought of the day is either the one who has your heart, or who's murder you're secretly plotting."

"I like my women how I like my golf scores... Low 80's with a slight handicapp"

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple."

"Get a tattoo with Chinese symbols that reads, ""I don't know. I don't speak Chinese."" Wait for people to ask what your tattoo means."

"What do you call a gaming double entendre? A Ninutendo"

"Permanently blinded people of Reddit, what is your favourite movie?"