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Joke of the Day
"What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality? *gets arrested*"
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"I was curious just how big this Trump dick is, after hearing all the news from last nights debate, so I googled it. From the pictures I would say he's about six feet, maybe a little taller."
"Who was the widest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference, he ate too much pi"
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Also, tornados and the dark and everything."
"No matter how much I try to buy those supermarket conveyor belt dividers... The cashier just keeps putting them back!"
"Girl: My dog bit my boyfriend. Me: Your dog is a good judge of character."
"Two tampons are walking down the street towards you, which one says hello? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts!"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But don't ask me how they got in there."
"What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !"
"As a non-english native redditor ... Edit: grammer"