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Joke of the Day
"What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality? *gets arrested*"
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"A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""
"Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke joke jooooke!"
"What a time to be alive! Right now."
"A classic joke I heard from my friend about Hillary Clinton's emails [deleted]"
"Accidentally called 911. Set my house on fire to not look stupid."
"I asked a blonde, ""How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?"" She answered, ""Two. But they can't fit inside a light bulb to screw in it, silly."""
"My stepladder is so great, I'm almost glad my ladders got divorced."
"Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: I'M RIPE NOW Avocado: okay you were in the bathroom so I rotted"
"If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself."