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Joke of the Day

"Recent studies have shown that 63% of women have used vibrators. The other 37% have brand new ones."

"People who are complaining of shoveling driveways, haven't you heard of moving?"

"This is incredible. My iPhone's battery has made it 3 hours without needing to be charg"

"What's a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!"

"I was the second man on the moon Neil before me"

"He says I'm cute when I'm mad. Well he has no idea of how gorgeous I can be."

"the blood of the innocent will run in the streets? maybe it should get a car or at least use the sidewalk"

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? ...To get to the same side"

"What's a cow's favorite chemical? molybdenum monoxide MoO"

"Light beer... It's like.. Eating out your sister.. -it tastes the same but it's just not right!"