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Joke of the Day
"When I was in my twenties we didn't have hipsters we had AIDS, which was almost as bad."
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"Hypnotist Error"
"What do pirates and pimps have in common? They both say ""YO HO!"" and walk with a limp."
"I work at a UPS store where we employ mentally challenged people It has its ups and downs."
"How does software eat it's food? By taking large bytes!"
"Amish Joke"
"You eat what (phonetic joke)? Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who?"
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Just 1.... Or 2...?"
"I finally figured out the problem with our firewall last night. It was a real breakthrough! //Actually used that this morning. Manager did not notice, I did not explain."
"What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !"