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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant? Who cares? It's a relephant."
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"Today marks a full year of keeping the baby alive. Now I want a goldfish"
"Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment."
"[inventing the parrot] HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU"
"A Spanish speaking magician says that he will disappear on the count of three. ""Uno.. Dos.."" and poof! He was gone without a tres."
"What's a room full of saurkraut? Over-krauted."
"What did one potatoe say to another? Dan Quayle wrote this joke."
"What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave? It's Bill Withers."
"What disease do you get from kissing birds? Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable."
"Was Johann Sebastian Bach wealthy? No, he was baroque."