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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet."
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"Just ate an order of cheese fries and smoke started coming out of my Fitbit."
"Hey girl, are you Liam Neeson's daughter? Because if so nvm"
"America's future That's the joke"
"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."
"Why did the butter maker not tell anybody his secret recipe? He was afraid they'd spread it around."
"(getting murdered) please i have a Sims family"
"Why are organic farmers the best hip hop artists? Because they make the best beets."
"You know, this conspiracy with the Patriots has left me deflated."
"Lame number joke: Why is 8 scared of 7? Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?"