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Joke of the Day

"Teacher -What does COINCIDENCE' mean? Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that."

"So I was told that torture is 100% effective. They finally admitted to it after 5 hours of waterboarding. I still don't know why they kept lying before it though."

"Why shouldn't you play against Adolf Hitler in Madden? Because he always blitzes."

"Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"

"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget....."

"Creep yelling from window: ""HEY SEXY WHERE YO MAN?"" Me yelling back: ""HE DEAD"" Him: ""WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?"" Me: ""HE YELLED AT ME"""

"Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!"

"What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once."

"My math teacher from highschool thought she was so smart and intelligent yet when I graduated, she was still in highschool."

"My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food."