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Joke of the Day

"look son... rome wasnt built in Ade!! rome was built in I-TA-LY. do u even kno where Ade is?! A-FRI-CA. AFRICA. how r u goimg to pass school"

"Why aren't orphans laughing? Because jokes aren't apparent."

"What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry? Chicken tikka m'sala"

"Why do stoners spend so much money? because they're high rollers"

"What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....Sandy ego."

"What has 100 legs and 50 brain cells? The front row of a donald trump rally!"

"I eat those silica gel packets because consumer electronics are not the boss of me."

"A girl who lives hundreds of miles away texting you ""I'm drunk"" is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying ""I'm delicious"""

"What do you call the inhabitants of London? Arabs"

"Does Axe make a spray that smells like one of those soft pretzel stores at the mall? I'd use that daily."