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Joke of the Day

"How does a women make you a millionaire? You start as a billionaire"

"Hug? Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower"

"How do you circumcise a hillibilly? You kick his sister in the jaw!"

"What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs."

"No, I am not insulting you. I am just describing you."

"Here's my favorite limerick. There once was a man from Nantuckett Whose dick was so long he could suck it Wiping cum from his chin He said with a grin If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!"

"""Oh, a bubble bath! That sounds nice and refresHOLY SHIT Ahhhhhhh!"" - Lobsters"

"I organized a threesome for (NAME)'s last night of freedom. There were a couple of no-shows, but he still had fun."

"this 'donkey kong' aspires to humanity through the gesture of the necktie. yet it is the hoarding of his wealth that truly makes him human"

"Both cats and dogs are illiterate, but I bet dogs feel bad about it, while cats don't give a shit."