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Joke of the Day
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because... Windows 7 8 9."
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"The waitress asked if I was done with that, I said yes but I'm married to it."
"I can deal with shootings and police harassment. But it's January 4th and some maniac is playing Christmas music. Time to leave the ghetto"
"What is it called when foreign girls spread their legs? I call it the British open."
"What should I give your sister for unzipping? ...... Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org"
"Who took my username? When I find you, well, you'll be sorry!"
"Two muffins were in an oven... One says to the other, ""is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"" The other screams, ""AHHHH! Talking muffin!"""
"i am 1/8 native american ! dont see it ? i oppressed it ."
"Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to."
"A woman goes into a doctor's with a bit of lettuce sticking out the top of her panties. Doctor: Oh, that looks nasty. Woman: That's just the tip of the iceberg doctor."