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Joke of the Day
"Eat local. Your neighbor's food."
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"Soo.... baltimore. Probably not the best idea to burn down a cvs pharmacy. The entire city needs a chill pill."
"TIL Abortion doctors are also called spawn campers"
"How can you tell there are two elephants in your fridge? You have to put the partly-eaten dismembered body of your infant daughter in the freezer instead."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull out the meat."
"Why should you always run next to a car? Because if you run behind it you get exhausted, and if you run in front of it you get tired!"
"Tree: Bark Dog: {leaves}"
"It's ironic that pregnant people have to order virgin drinks."
"Most hookers don't give a fuck because it's much more profitable to sell a fuck."
"Sean Connery doing a knock knock joke (X-post from /shubreddit) Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery"