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Joke of the Day
"Eat local. Your neighbor's food."
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"Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy? Just kidding he did"
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"My mom always told me to treat people how I want to be treated but... It's not nice to just spank people & pull their hair."
"What kind of bee can never make up its mind? A maybe"
"What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop."
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"A sandwich walks into a bar... The barman says ""sorry, we don't serve food here."""