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Joke of the Day
"Titanic sank 103 years ago... ...making it the only thing your mom didn't go down on! Hi-YO!"
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"What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails? *Single*."
"Why did Obama take all the pens when he left the White House? Because trumps bringing his own pence."
"If someone on your bus says ""my butthole is 28"", what do you think that means, exactly?"
"Hi, I'm black, and I can't stand it when people assume we're all criminals -Sent from your iPhone."
"Did you hear about the new John Wayne toilet paper? It's ruff tuff, and takes shit from no one."
"I don't want to spoil my autobiography for you. But at the end, you find out that you've just wasted 4.99."
"Her: You spent our entire life savings on dogs Me: They're golden retrievers, Karen. They retrieve gold. I did it for us"
"Why did America remove the ""u"" from color? Because fuck u that's why"