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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hipsters die of dehydration? They stayed away from the mainstream."

"""I'm not racist, but,"" -Racists"

"Josh Dugger more like Josh Diddler"

"What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight? Don't look! I'm changing!"

"I just whispered Beetlejuice 3 times and Michael Keaton showed up and asked for a job."

"""Is this a card?"" -the vague street magician"

"If I had a penny for every Donald Trump joke, I would have a small loan of one million dollars"

"A hindu murderer was diagnosed with cancer He had murdered 7 children and knew he was going to be reincarnated as a moth due to bad karma. So he reposted old jokes on reddit"

"I complained to my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said ""Don't be ridiculous! Everyone hasn't met you yet"""

"How much to learn the thriller dance moves? ""Ma'am... this is senior citizens Zumba class!"""