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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hipsters die of dehydration? They stayed away from the mainstream."

"I'm an adult. I don't cry over spilt milk unless it has coffee in it."

"What do you call soup that you've found a hair in? Rabbit Soup :D"

"Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost."

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with."

"Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!"

"Why did the psychic get fired? Because she didn't see it coming."

"Any question can be a rhetorical question if you walk away fast enough."

"My idea of Hell would be Ben Affleck reading me a sushi menu in his ""Boston guy"" voice."

"Confession: the entire time when I was forming the earth, I was using asteroids."