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Joke of the Day

"I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep."

"What goes ""Ooooooooooo!""? A cow with no lips."

"Everybody laughed when I told them I was going to become a comedian They're not laughing now!"

"What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common? Everybody gets a piece."

"Your mom is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, and she always comes back for more."

"Final words on germanwings flight recorder: ""Dave's not here..."""

"I deserve an Oscar for acting like I can see a baby when someone shows me an ultrasound pic"

"Dad joke Dad: [Grabs chest] Quick! call me an ambulance! Son: You're... an ambulance. Dad: I'm-I'm so proud of you, son. [Dies]"

"What tastes..[NSFW] What tastes better on Pizza than on Pussy? Crust."

"Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, ""Are you worried about mad cow disease?"" ""Not at all,"" says the other, ""I'm a helicopter."""